Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
DO IT. Blog URL appears to be the username for it.
Ugh only halfway through the month and I just hit my 2GB data usage warning on my mobile, the limit being 3. Unlimited data my ass, the fuck am I going to do for the rest of the month?